August 2011
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Wait...I have more Doctor Who on my DVR?
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I was watching last night's Doctor Who...
Just as usual, sitting on my couch like:
Then out of nowhere, my dad called Matt Smith creepy. Well…needless to say:
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My driver's ed teacher was teaching me how to...
And when I was backing into the space he looked at me and said, “You have to go deeper.”
So, of course, this is my first reaction:
“INCEPTION!”
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Today, I took a phone interview that asked me...
The lady on the phone said, “So, what are the chances of you seeing Contagion in theaters? It stars Kate Winslet, Jude Law, and Matt Damon. Definitely, probably, probably not, or definitely not?”
On the outside:
“Probably.”
On the inside:
“DEFINITELY!”
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Seeing Ross Ohlendorf upset in the dugout...
Totally breaks my heart.
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When I tell people I could totally be on The Glee...
“Don’t you have to be able to sing? And act? And…dance?”
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If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumba here...
– Timon, The Lion King.
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So my parents want me to go to Schreyer's Honors...
I just found out the top 5% of each class gets accepted. Bitch please, I’m not getting in.
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Anyone for Chewy Goobers? Expensive!
– Chip, My Unfortunate Erection (Chip’s Lament). The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.
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I love calling New Directions, "Nude Erections."
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Hey budddddy! Im a drunk 4 u. (U=scott)
– Wallace Well’s drunk text to Scott Pilgrim. 11:19 pm.
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Got home from my first softball practice at 9 P.M.
All I wanted to do was curl up in a ball on the couch and fall into a coma. Then my mom walked in and made me do her bitch work.
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To the lady on Telecharge who rudely told me Book...
Yeah, I said it.
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Book of Mormon is completely sold out until next...
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Book of Mormon has a Pandora station now!
But…they never play the soundtrack. Or anything that’s actually good.
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Still waiting for my Pottermore email.
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Apparently, a tribe of ancient Jews lived in America, created huge...
– Andrew Rannells as Elder Price. The Book of Mormon.
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Reblog your 1st Gif, your reaction to Darren Criss...
therunningofthesnails:
Well… I’m sure they’re deeply sad
Seems about right.
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Sister's being a dick...
Dad yells at whole family. I’m just sitting here like:
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Harvey's new hairstyle on Suits...
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Guys, please.
I love Josh Gad. I just don’t find him attractive.
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I am going to tweet Andrew Rannells every day...
And the day he does?
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How do you describe Josh Gad to your 28-year-old...
“He’s like…an ugly Jonah Hill.”