August 2011
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Aug 29th
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Wait...I have more Doctor Who on my DVR?
Aug 28th
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I was watching last night's Doctor Who...
Just as usual, sitting on my couch like: Then out of nowhere, my dad called Matt Smith creepy. Well…needless to say:
Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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My driver's ed teacher was teaching me how to...
And when I was backing into the space he looked at me and said, “You have to go deeper.” So, of course, this is my first reaction: “INCEPTION!”
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Today, I took a phone interview that asked me...
The lady on the phone said, “So, what are the chances of you seeing Contagion in theaters? It stars Kate Winslet, Jude Law, and Matt Damon. Definitely, probably, probably not, or definitely not?” On the outside: “Probably.” On the inside: “DEFINITELY!”
Aug 25th
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Seeing Ross Ohlendorf upset in the dugout...
Totally breaks my heart.
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 21st
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When I tell people I could totally be on The Glee...
“Don’t you have to be able to sing? And act? And…dance?”
Aug 21st
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Aug 20th
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“If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumba here...”
– Timon, The Lion King.
Aug 20th
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So my parents want me to go to Schreyer's Honors...
I just found out the top 5% of each class gets accepted. Bitch please, I’m not getting in.
Aug 20th
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Aug 19th
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“Anyone for Chewy Goobers? Expensive!”
– Chip, My Unfortunate Erection (Chip’s Lament). The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.
Aug 19th
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I love calling New Directions, "Nude Erections."
Aug 19th
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“Hey budddddy! Im a drunk 4 u. (U=scott)”
– Wallace Well’s drunk text to Scott Pilgrim. 11:19 pm.
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Got home from my first softball practice at 9 P.M.
All I wanted to do was curl up in a ball on the couch and fall into a coma. Then my mom walked in and made me do her bitch work.
Aug 19th
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To the lady on Telecharge who rudely told me Book...
Yeah, I said it.
Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Book of Mormon is completely sold out until next...
Aug 17th
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Book of Mormon has a Pandora station now!
But…they never play the soundtrack. Or anything that’s actually good.
Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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Still waiting for my Pottermore email.
Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
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“Apparently, a tribe of ancient Jews lived in America, created huge...”
– Andrew Rannells as Elder Price. The Book of Mormon.
Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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Reblog your 1st Gif, your reaction to Darren Criss...
therunningofthesnails: Well… I’m sure they’re deeply sad Seems about right.
Aug 14th
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Sister's being a dick...
Dad yells at whole family. I’m just sitting here like:
Aug 14th
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Harvey's new hairstyle on Suits...
Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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Guys, please.
I love Josh Gad. I just don’t find him attractive.
Aug 13th
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I am going to tweet Andrew Rannells every day...
And the day he does?
Aug 13th
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How do you describe Josh Gad to your 28-year-old...
“He’s like…an ugly Jonah Hill.”
Aug 13th
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